England failure due to "multiculturalism"

England's shock defeat to Iceland at Euro 2016 is a wake-up call for the establishment to end its failed multicultural experiment, according to one leading political analyst.

Raymond Cist, from the conservative thinktank MigroWatch, says England's on-pitch communiction breakdown and tactical failure is symptomatic of the ethnic tensions prevalent in modern day Britain:

"One look at the Iceland team makes it apparent they are entirely free of non-European immigrants, meaning they are on the same cultural wavelength and therefore able to coordinate an effective plan of action. In contrast, the England players come from all four corners of the planet. This can lead to range of problems: Muslim players, for instance, are not allowed under sharia law to stand in an offside position prior to free kicks, nor use their left foot. In addition, all the isotonic sports drinks and half-time oranges have to be halal. I don't have a racist bone in my body, but quite frankly I feel it's time to end this insane programme of cultural assimilation."

He also went on to criticise the FA shortlist for Roy Hodgson's replacement as England manager, due to its inclusion of radical Islamic cleric Abu Hamza.