Journeyman troika to manage Syria crisis

NATO sources have indicated that they are willing to accept Russia's proposal of a three-man liaison committee to coordinate air strikes against Islamic militants in Syria and Iraq.  The committee would consist of veteran Dutch football managers Guus Hiddink, Dick Advocaat and Martin Jol.

Russia believes the trio's extensive experience of managing struggling teams throughout the world under intense media scrutiny makes them the perfect candidates for international diplomacy.

Speaking from his North Sea holiday bungalow Advocaat, 68, yesterday told assembled beachgoers: "After managing Sunderland, Syria is a walk in the park."