Sacked football moguls Sepp Blatter, Michel Platini and Jose Mourinho are set to create their own breakaway football organisation, dubbed 'Dark FIFA' by commentators. The maverick organisation is supposedly inspired by T.H.R.U.S.H from the Man From U.N.C.L.E. television series.
It is believed the trio intend to stage a rival World Cup on a floating nuclear missile launchpad hovering over the South Pole, and are understood to have attracted a number of prominent names from the world of football such as ex-Chelsea chairman Ken Bates and Norwich majority shareholder Delia Smith.
The alternative World Cup would represent nations or regions which the troika feel have been unfairly abolished or superseded, much like themselves. An exhibition match of Northern Rhodesia versus Sudetenland is being planned for next year.
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