Jose bottom of fantasy league

Jose Mourinho's managerial woes show no signs of easing up, after it emerged today that even his fantasy football team is bottom of his private league comprising friends and family members. 

The beleaguered Blues boss has doggedly stuck by his attacking line of Rooney, Agbonlahor and Borini despite the trio's paltry total of 2 goals so far this season. According to club insiders, Mourinho has even refused advice from his table-topping daughter, claiming that the official Barclays Fantasy Premier League is in cahoots with the devil himself.