Prime minister David Cameron is set to make a huge donation to his beloved Aston Villa in a desperate attempt to secure their premiership survival by splashing out during the January transfer window.
Cameron is known to be an avid supporter of the club, currently bottom of the premier league with no points and only one goal to their credit: a bizarre 40-yard own goal by Chelsea's Cesc Fabregas.
It is understood the PM has siphoned off money saved on flood defences and disability payments into an emergency Aston Villa rescue fund.
Speaking to fellow diners at London's Hard Rock Cafe, Cameron said he hoped "Aston could sign a player worthy of club legends such as Bobby Moore or Trevor Brooking. Or do I mean Burnley?"
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