Conspiracy forums across the internet were buzzing this morning after rumours emerged of a sinister plot behind Chelsea's recent poor results.
Photos purportedly showing NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg and US Secretary of State John Kerry shaking Chelsea club mascot Stamford the Lion's hand during the recent home defeat to Liverpool were posted on Facebook yesterday, but have subsequently been deleted. The photos soon prompted debate on whether the Premier League champions' spectacular drop in form is part of an intergovernmental plan to divert public attention from current affairs by making everyone laugh at Chelsea.
According to a spokesperson for hacktivist group Anonymous: "Governments throughout the world are sneaking through austerity measures and committing troops to wars virtually unopposed, since people are busy bent over in stitches laughing at how shit Chelsea are."
Others went further, many pointing out that Chelsea's dip coincides with Bayern Munich's unbeaten domestic campaign, which they claim indicates involvement of the Bavarian Illuminati.
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