Inspired by Gary Lineker presenting Match of the Day this weekend in his pants - as he had promised to do should Leicester win the premier league title - new England boss Sam Allardyce has threatened to go one further by managing England in his pants during the World Cup finals in Russia, should England qualify.
His announcement prompted record complaints from viewers; a petition calling for Allardyce to back down had reached over 3 million last night. Police have advised people to keep calm and stay indoors, after rioting linked to Allardyce destroyed properties throughout England.
The news comes less than a week after it was revealed that tv football commentator Guy Mowbray had been commentating stark naked for two years, before a tea boy notified the police.
Allardyce is just the tip of the iceberg. Gary Megson turned down the top job at Plymouth Argyle when the chairman insisted he perform his duties in his briefs, and we all know Harry Redknapp was turned down for the England job because of his penchant for having his assistants wear matching french knickers.
ReplyDeleteThat's very interesting Stan, thanks for the info. Defo sounds like something fishy going on.
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