Climate change experts have warned that global warming is likely to lead to nude football matches within a decade, since soaring temperatures will make it too hot to wear football strips.
The news has hit sports clothing manufacturers particularly badly: shares in Adidas and Puma dropped by 30 percent this morning.
However, a spokesman for FIFA told reporters that they were committed to maintaining football's status as a family game; should they be obliged go nude, games would be played in the dark to preserve players' modesty.
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