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Tuesday, 9 August 2016

Di Matteo turns to Pokémon Go

New Aston Villa manager Roberto Di Matteo has reportedly struck a deal with Niantic, makers of Pokémon Go, in a bid to improve the club's meagre goal tally, which saw them relegated last season.

Pokémons will appear in the opposition box in order to encourage the Villa forwards to venture forward. It is understood special software has been installed to detect offside situations. Former Chelsea boss Di Matteo believes the motivation to hunt Pokémons outweighs the disadvantages of having players constantly look at their screens.

Prominent Villa supporter David Cameron expressed his support for the initiative, telling reporters he was "forever blowing bubbles".

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