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Friday, 7 October 2016

England players want better magic sponges

Senior England players have made an official complaint to the FA about the level of medical care they have been receiving lately.

The news comes shortly after it was revealed that disgraced ex-manager Sam Allardyce had outsourced the England medical department to Laboratoires Garnier. The former Sunderland boss, affectionately nicknamed Big, had pressed for the change due to Garnier's position at the cutting edge of scientific research. However, police later confiscated three crateloads of hair care products from Allardyce's Bolton home.

A spokesman for Laboratoires Garnier told reporters there had been some minor teething problems with their treatment of injuries, but he pointed out that the players' skin was looking sensational.

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