A Jose Mourinho voodoo doll has been discovered in a Manchester flat, which experts believe could help explain the former big-timer's spate of misfortune.
Police seized the doll during a raid following a tip-off from an unnamed veteran Chelsea and England captain with connections to petty thieves and fences.
However, it is believed the doll is mass-manufactured in China and that there may be thousands of them in circulation. Police have warned the public to be vigilant and not to touch the dolls, since each tweak could affect Ibrahimovich's kicking ability or the Portuguese manager's ability to speak beyond a despondent mumble.
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