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Tuesday 8 November 2016

Big Sam claims asylum

News is breaking that disgraced former England manager Sam Allardyce has applied to China for asylum.

According to eye witness reports, the Dudley-born former defender has been holed up in the Golden Dragon Chinese restaurant near his home in Bolton since last Thursday.

It is understood Allardyce was inspired by Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, who has been living at the Ecuadorian embassy in London for four years in order to avoid extradition to the US.

Allardyce shouted through the restaurant toilet window to confused passersby that the FA and media were out to get him, and that he wasn't budging until he got to speak directly to Chinese president Xi Jinping.

More news to follow.

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