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Sunday 20 November 2016

Investigation reveals football legends were deviants

In light of the shocking news that Wayne Rooney was spotted having drinks past his bedtime three days before a meaningless friendly international match, Footballs Today has uncovered a startling legacy of widespread misbehaviour at the very top of the football world.

Our investigative journalists found that many of football's most revered players from the past were serial individualists who not only drank and smoked, but went so far as to have dissenting political opinions. Several of them were even photographed without remembrance poppies.

The revelations will undoubtedly lead to calls for a major reassessment of the now tainted legacy of players such as Diego Maradona, Johann Cruyff, George Best and Socrates. The full list will be named and shamed in the Mail on Sunday.

We have passed on details to the police of one incident in the 1970s when Fulham players Rodney Marsh and Bobby Moore shared a bottle of rum and a doobie during open play in an FA Cup match.







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