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Tuesday 29 September 2015

Sir Alex slams United legends

Sir Alex Ferguson has described his former Manchester United colleagues as "useless".

In his new book I Told You So the former Red Devils supremo claims the only world class signings he made during his 26-year tenure were the club mascot Fred the Red and a ballboy named Johnny.

"How I ever won so many domestic and European titles with that sorry bunch of shitkickers is beyond me; it must have taken some incredibly astute management by me. I tried in vain to leave a legacy at the club, but they insisted on appointing some useless Scottish bloke who I’d never heard of."

Wednesday 23 September 2015

Some Alternative Football Chants


Ngog  -  "Ngog" to the tune of Mmbop by Hansen
Kroos  -  "Toni Kroos don't let me go" to Hold Me Close by David Essex
Distin  -  "Distin is coming like a ghost town" to Ghost Town by the Specials
Hangeland  -"We sang Hangeland as we ran with the gang" to Shang-A-Lang by the Bay City Rollers
Odemwingie  -  "Odemwingie, I'd like to go there" to Golden Lady by Stevie Wonder
Klose  -  "Move Klose, move your body real Klose" to Move Closer by Phyllis Nelson
Leeds Utd  -  "Leeds United, yes it feels so good" to Reunited by Peaches and Herb
Lallana  -  "La la la la la la la Lallana, I love you" to La La La by the Delfonics
Petit  -  "Petit, Petit, I'm so in love with you" to Denis by Blondie
Forlan  -  "I keep Forlan, Forlan, Forlan" to Falling by Alicia Keys
Yoshida  -  "Maya Yoshida" to Ai No Corrida by Chaz Jankel/ Quincy Jones
Berbatov  -  "Berbatov" to Shake It Off by Taylor Swift
Rondon  -  "Rondon Calling" to London Calling by the Clash
Shelvey  -  "Shelvey" to Kayleigh by Marillion
Jaaskelainen  -  "Jaaskelainen" to Motorbikin' by Chris Spedding
Mane  -  "Mane, Mane, Mane" to Money Money Money by Abba
Lukaku  -  "I should be Lukaku, kaku kaku kaku" to I Should Be So Lucky by Kylie Minogue
Inler  -  "I'm Not Inler" to I'm Not In Love by 10cc
Mata  -  "Juan Mata what I do" to Long Hot Summer by the Style Council
Dida  -  "Inagaddada-Dida" to Inagaddadavida by Iron Butterfly
Henderson  - "Try a little Henderson" to Try A Little Tenderness by Otis Redding
Ayew  -  "Ayew gonna go my way" to Are You Gonna Go My Way by Lenny Kravitz
Zabaleta  -  "One-eyed, one-horned flying Pablo Zabaleta" to Purple People Eater by Sheb Wooley
Depay  -  "Just gimme Depay" to Gimme The Night by George Benson
Toure  -  "Oh, we fade Toure" to Fade To Grey by Visage
Krul  -  "Krul Krul summer" to Cruel Summer by Bananarama
Wilshere  -  "Paper Jack Wilshere" to Paperback Writer by the Beatles
Benzema  -  "Ooh Karim Benzema, giving the ball away" to Giving It All Away by Roger Daltrey
Schweinsteiger  -  "Disco Schweinsteiger, we know how to do it" to Night Fever by the Bee Gees
De Bruyne  - "Don't stop me cause I'm Kevin de Bruyne, I don't want to stop at all" to Don't Stop Me by Queen
Van Persie  -  "You got me beggin' you van Persie Persie Persie" to Mercy by Duffy
Szczesny  -  "How I wish I was lying in the arms of Szczesny" to Arms of Mary by Sutherland Brothers and Quiver
Corluka  -  "My name's Corluka, I live on the second floor" to Luka by Suzanne Vega
Evra  -  "Evra fallen in love with someone..." to Ever Fallen In Love by the Buzzcocks
Giroud - "Ollie Giroud, is it you?" to Metal Guru by T.Rex